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(via rgrjnr)
Nov 24th
“Start with the distilling expertise and heritage...
Nov 24th
Nov 23rd

H8.

Omar: People DO read my blog, asshole.
Stephen: WOAH.
Stephen: THEY SHOULD MAKE A SHRINE FOR YOU.
Stephen: OR BUILD SOMETHING AT A PLACE.
Stephen: OR MAKE A T.V. SHOW.
Stephen: OR MAKE A STRAIGHT TO DVD MOVIE.
Nov 23rd
“Bros? Yall there or what?”
— Panda Bear (via hipsterrunoff)
Nov 23rd

A Story About My Bros.

It seems like as a ghey, you’re only allowed to have two kinds of bros: (a) the straight bro,...
Nov 23rd

The AMAs Were Like A Queef.

Unbearable and disgusting and inescapable.
Nov 23rd
Ginger.
Nov 23rd
(via visceralcity)
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
“h8ers can suk mah dong.”
— Yes.
Nov 22nd

Chasing Liberty > My Date With the...

(via ericnelson) Science.
Nov 22nd
Warch Watch
Eric: crush seriously reminds me of when everything was good and fun  Omar: b4 we got s0 old Omar:...
Nov 22nd
Warch Watch
Madeline, I see your “Candy” and raise you an “Only Hope.” Love, Omar
Nov 22nd
♥♥♥
Nov 22nd
justkevin: John Fitzgerald Kennedy May 29th, 1917 -...
Nov 22nd

Brandon,

I know I called you last night. I know we talked. I have absolutely no idea what I said, I can only...
Nov 22nd
Before I got drunk and sloppy I do believe I was wearing...
Nov 22nd
(via mutebutton)
Nov 21st
WINNER.
Nov 21st
SHARK HATS.
Nov 21st

Update:

I got first place on Luigi’s Circuit and Moo Moo Meadows. OWNING.
Nov 21st

Re: Levi Johnston For Playgirl.

It’s like an SNPD that the mildly attractive (albeit “rounder”) Tumblr user would...
Nov 21st

Teen Boy.

Right now: Sitting on the floor playing MarioKart Wii and eating Pizza Bagels. Tang is all I need to...
Nov 21st

My Best Friend's "Straight" Boyfriend.

Omar: ____ play me a jam.
Him: UHHH...
[Cyndi Lauper | Girls Just Wanna Have Fun]
Omar: Oh? You like Cyndi?
Him: Hell yeah? This past summer I went through a Cyndi phase...
Omar: [At this point I looked around to make sure everyone had heard this statement to confirm I hadn't simply made it up.]
Omar: Right.
Nov 21st

PITCH A TV SHOW

niki: Just half an hour of Glenn Close and Jane Krakowski having psychotic fits of escalating...
Nov 21st

What The Fuck Do I Buy [_____] For This...

Nov 21st
Nov 21st
(via niki)
Nov 21st
“I’ve never told anyone this before. This is a hair...”
— Zac Efron
Nov 21st
Listen Listen
The Avett Brothers | I And Love And You (via brandonjaaay)
Nov 20th
(via totesofthetown)
Nov 20th
Dan Flavin | Series and Progressions Exhibition NYC
Nov 20th
”______ _____ tagged 2 photos of you.”
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
Food Inc. dir. Robert Kenner
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
(via howdarling)
Nov 19th
Lucille: I'll have the Ike and Tina Tuna.
Server: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
Nov 19th

Jamie Lee Curtis. Hermaphrodite?

Nov 19th
Nov 19th
(via baubauhaus)
Nov 19th
(via nolanwould)
Nov 19th
Omar: ||||||||||||||||||||||
Omar: Corduroy
Nov 19th
Eric: · • ● ☼
Eric: The Solar System
Nov 19th

Sorry Ireland, But France Is Going...

qisto: Yay! LESSSSS BLEUUUUUS!
Nov 18th
This Is My Job.
Nov 18th
Are any ideas really new? Case in point: while Marcel...
Nov 18th
Listen Listen
Spice Girls | Saturday Night Dance Instructions: 1. Smack your cunt. (via extrafirmhold)
Nov 18th
Work.
Nov 18th

McSWEENEY'S RECOMMENDS .

Blueberries The perfect food. Don’t bother arguing with us on this one. Greek yogurt...
Nov 18th
SIWA Paper Bag Creating everyday items out of paper would...
Nov 18th
(via bandwagonpete)
Nov 18th

circle jerk circle jerk circle jerk

(via tlbb)
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
Animal Collective | In The Flowers
Nov 17th
Hermès x Leica M7
Nov 17th
This is what my friends do instead of their homework....
Nov 17th
Brian: EVERYONE THINKS WE'RE IN LOVE
Me: WE ARE
Brian: OYA
Nov 17th
Practice Test for Field Employee Positions:...
Nov 17th

Camping Camping Camping.

Nov 16th
Nov 16th
Nov 16th

LOL Side Smiley Face With Tongue Out.

Nov 16th

This Girl Has Got To Be Testing Me:

Today in German we were reviewing der Konjuctive II, which is used to make polite requests or...
Nov 16th
SASQUATCHfabrix.’s Plane Toe Toe
Nov 16th
Crescent Down Works Hickory Stripe Vest
Nov 16th

Hair Addendum:

This morning I didn’t wash my hair. Not in an effort to give it any sort of volume but more...
Nov 16th

I'm Going To Talk About My Hair.

Look, I love my hair. Most people love my hair. It’s healthy and it’s the perfect shade...
Nov 16th

Gin > Whiskey > Vodka

MATH.
Nov 16th

Grey.

Nov 16th

Stick A Dick In Me And Call Me A Fag.

I downloaded the new Gaga. Whatever.
Nov 16th
Listen Listen
Lole Y Manuel | Todo Es De Color Listen to this. Or else.
Nov 15th
bandwagonpete: TARA REID FTL
Nov 15th
I want to photoshop myself in there. (via almostnever)
Nov 15th
Last one.
Nov 15th
I don’t want to say I looked hot or anything BUT, you...
Nov 15th
Drunk in a suit. Gin & Tonic (always.)
Nov 14th

JESUS CHRIST.

That song. I will not be able to concentrate in German. Too gay.
Nov 13th
Listen Listen
Lady Gaga (feat. Beyonce) | Telephone FUUUUUUUUUUCK. It’s like someone tells me to stab my...
Nov 13th
Nov 13th

If The Manhattan Project Worked Like My...

BETHE: When is this due anyway? TELLER: I think tomorrow. BETHE: What?!?! TELLER: I know, right? I...
Nov 12th
New Balance 577 | 2010 Spring/Summer
Nov 12th
(via leothegreat)
Nov 12th
If The Manhattan Project Worked Like My...
Nov 12th
John Baldessari (via anddouglassays)
Nov 12th
Ego? Naaah.
Nov 12th
NO SHAVE.
Nov 12th

Yes, I'm Not Shaving.

Until Friday, because I have to look fancy-pants on that day.
Nov 12th
Suck it Chad and Brandon.
Nov 12th

I Had The Worst Time Finding A Suit...

You know what, fuck it. Sorry I’m skinny and sorry I have long arms. Fuck you Calvin Klein....
Nov 12th

Kathy Griffin To Guest On SVU.

The two-time Emmy champ for her reality series “My Life on the D List” has inked a deal...
Nov 11th
Nov 11th

Ughhh January Jones is going to ruin SNL...

acewepeel: First of all, I had never heard of her until five minutes ago when she came on the...
Nov 11th
Vincent Lacrocq | Calle Stoltz
Nov 10th
Vincent Lacrocq | Calle Stoltz
Nov 10th
Vincent Lacrocq | Calle Stoltz
Nov 10th
J.Crew | Fine-Stripe Cotton Aldridge Two-Button Suit Jacket
Nov 10th
J.Crew | Italian Chino Aldridge Two-Button Suit Jacket
Nov 10th

Crime Alert

ericnelson: Date of Incident: Nov. 10, 2009, about 12:30 a.m. Location: Michigan Union Offense:...
Nov 10th
NYT | 20 Years Later: A Division Through Time This is so...
Nov 9th
Listen Listen
tlbb: Abba | Waterloo I made ____ and Sven listen to this and they were not having it. All...
Nov 9th
I am proud to come to this city as the guest of your...
Nov 9th
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Nov 9th

Also,

Fuck you google. You know what’s more important than some furry puppet with a hand up its ass?...
Nov 9th

In German:

I neglected (because I completely forgot got too drunk this weekend for homework) to prepare for my...
Nov 9th

LOL @ My Tumblarity

I guess I should try to post more? SORRY, I’ve been busy.
Nov 9th
Nov 7th

I Think I'm Sick. I Think I'm Sick. I...

Nov 7th
Nov 6th
Nov 6th

I Miss You Tumblr Gays.

Move to Florida?
Nov 6th
Uhhh. I don;t jnoe. WAIT.  Spell check. “I don’t...
Nov 5th
Homeboy is drunk? Yes.
Nov 5th
Counting tabs all night to save the planet and stuff. At...
Nov 4th
Nov 2nd

Der Baum Blüht Trotzdem.

Nov 2nd
(via niki)
Nov 2nd

January Jones Hosting SNL On Nov. 14

Nov 2nd
“No biopics, no prequels, no sequels, no hero movies, no...”
— Pedro Almodóvar
Nov 2nd
Listen here. If you’re going to attempt to dress like...
Nov 2nd

How's This For A Secret Santa:

All of you buy me a present and mail it to Florida. The end.
Nov 2nd
ericnelson: “The sea is the sea. The old man is an old...
Nov 2nd

I Want A Darkroom.

Fuck digital.
Nov 1st