aveDANKE

I'm 6'1".
I like white.
I'm never on time.
I'm Spanish.

JFK.
Gingham.
Electro Punk.

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No biopics, no prequels, no sequels, no hero movies, no antihero movies, and definitely no superhero movies. Anything else I can handle. Pedro Almodóvar
Listen here. If you’re going to attempt to dress like Woody (my favorite animated character of all time) you should:
A) Not be repulsiveB) Not have a gutC) Not do everything that this fag is doing in this picture
I’m repulsed. And insulted. Couldn’t he just be Lady Gaga?

Listen here. If you’re going to attempt to dress like Woody (my favorite animated character of all time) you should:

A) Not be repulsive
B) Not have a gut
C) Not do everything that this fag is doing in this picture

I’m repulsed. And insulted. Couldn’t he just be Lady Gaga?

How's This For A Secret Santa:

All of you buy me a present and mail it to Florida.
The end.

ericnelson:

“The sea is the sea. The old man is an old man. The boy is a boy and the fish is a fish. The shark are all sharks no better and no worse. All the symbolism that people say is shit. What goes beyond is what you see beyond when you know.”

ericnelson:

“The sea is the sea. The old man is an old man. The boy is a boy and the fish is a fish. The shark are all sharks no better and no worse. All the symbolism that people say is shit. What goes beyond is what you see beyond when you know.”

I Want A Darkroom.

Fuck digital.

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Try and tell me that I am not s000 adorable. TRY.
NOTE: This concludes the Omar/Jim photo spam. Have a Happy Halloween everyone. Get laid.

Try and tell me that I am not s000 adorable. TRY.

NOTE: This concludes the Omar/Jim photo spam. Have a Happy Halloween everyone. Get laid.

I… Look, I don’t know. There was a glowing Santa in the bathroom and we did this to it. What am I supposed to say here?

I… Look, I don’t know. There was a glowing Santa in the bathroom and we did this to it. What am I supposed to say here?